Latest quotes | Random quotes | Vote! | Latest comments | Submit quote

Because I have been a magician for many years, people have often asked me whether I ever have sawn a woman in half. I reply, Oh, yes I've sawn over seventy women in half in my lifetime, and I'm learning the second half of the trick now.

quote by Report problemRelated quotes
Added by Lucian Velea
Comment! | Vote! | Copy!

Share
 
 

No comments until now.


Comment

Name (required)

E-mail address (hidden)

Search


Recent searches | Top searches