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How a Poem is Like Porn

they are you know

some people pronounce poem....'pom'...with a long 'o'

(which made me think right off that the poem had an orgasm
and the 'O' was code)

Of course the 'O' is sexy all by itself (for obvious reasons...right?)

anyway I imagine the 'P' in 'porn' getting close to the 'O' and I have
imagined them on a sofa (sort of like a line of poetry if you will)

then they 'R' close to the 'N' so close that the 'R' morphs onto the 'N'
and you have 'POM' the aberrant spelling/pronunciation I mentioned before

some how the 'N' always spells 'nasty' in porn poems so...sobeit

when all the letters of porn got together to do IT

I saw pictures of their poetic offspring

and they look like their parents

especially around the orafaces....or is it orafaci

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