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Dear Zombie Leader

Dear Zombie Leader,
Please understand,
I just lost my hand.
My wife left me,
And I am a husband of three.

Please take me with you,
I'ld really appretate that.
You can eat me,
Or serve me,
Or desert me.
Just please take me,
Away from these kids.

I love them so,
But I can't stand them.
You can eat them,
If you can,
Catch them.

Please understand,
Zombie Leader,
I am single,
And Dreadful,
And pitiful.
I would like to come,
And stay,
And get away,
From these aweful kids.

Love,
Kid Eater Monster

poem by Dragon Crenshaw
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