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How To Win Your Man

Pink your lips
Sway your hips
Wrap your keeps
Cook his meals
Seal your lips
Think, be deep
Dream, be big
Always be wrong
Let him be right though wrong
Encourage him
Feed him
His ego especially
Kiss him and make him a king
Be his desire sexually
Report him to God
When he hurts your heart
Love him like you
For he is you
Nagging for fools
Wisdom yells loudest when silence hears her cool
Bring home some bacon
Pray God plants a child acorn
In you that will bear his name
And call him Dada to cheer his face
When mad at him, don't serve him a dinner of his past sins
You can be pissed and let the fumes out
By letting him know what you mean
Like 'the Fray' said: Pray to God he(your man) is listening
Then pray to God He(God) is listening
Fighting with aching joints will tire you out
And that acorn will always be watching out
Let forgiveness be like breathing to you
Never go to bed with anger in you
Don't take life too seriously
Be his guy. His Best friend. His lover. His.
Love yourself. Love your God. Love your man

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