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Polar

Her: Hello
Me: Hey
Her: Had dinner?
Me: No, watching my weight, you?
Her: Just had fries, a burger and two drinks
Me: Why? !
Her: What's your problem?
Me: I said I wanna lose some weight!
Her: Go ahead then!
Her: Take that.
Me: No.
Her: Why?
Me: It's not mine.
Her: Geez, you're such a saint
Me: Jeez, you're such a sinner
Me: What do you think you're doing?
Her: I'm taking it of course
Me: Drop it!
Her: Make me!
Me: Oh God!
Her: Pleeeeaaaasssseeee!
Her: I hate her
Me: But I like her
Her: No you don't
Me: She's my friend
Her: She hurt me
Me: I'm going to say hello
Her: No you ain't
Me: Try and stop me
Her: Knew you wouldn't
Me: I hate you
Her: You wish you did
Me: Why do you keep following me?
Her: Why do you think?
Me: Stop answering a question with a question
Her: Stop asking stupid questions
Me: Whatever!
Her: Whatever!
Her: I'm gonna say 'hi' to that hunk staring at me
Me: I have a boyfriend
Her: It's just flirting
Me: That leads to places I don't wanna visit
Her: Take a chill pill
Me: God help me
Dad: Where are you coming from?
Me: Clubbing
Her: Had a sleep-over at Jane's
Me: Stop lying
Her: I'm not lying
Me: Huh?
Her: You are
Me: No, I'm not
Her: Yes, you are
Her: Look in the mirror
Me: Why?
Her: Just do it
Me: Where are you?
Her: Right here
Me: Oh my....! ! !
Her: I'm you.

poem by Jenim Dibie
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