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Bad Breath

Bad breath is not necessarily a omen of death

It may be a sign of the mouth in decline


An anorexics cachetic past time


Of Eat and PURGE

and Eat again


Itmaybe the garlic eaten to ward of evil


Or organic toxins in the brain


Bad breath may not be a sympton of death

But a sign of loner in isolation

Looking for salvation in the deep clean department

Of a dental suite

Or buddhists 4am retreat


To OOOOm


Or on a nudist colony for one!

Or after an all week fast, when you are DYING


For something to eat and are parched!


Bad breath may arrive with Bad Fairies

Be an early sign of dental caries

Bad breath may follow a love affair that is over


After you chewed on a whole clove of clover


And left on a fast train to dover


To meet your Aunty Vera by the white cliffs and reminisce

Bad breath may be a sign of


The poetry of life that does not rhyme


As easily as a nursery rhyme

Doing time with a man called 'Elm street Freddie'


Best to make do with a teddy


The don't eat or speak


And unlike a man they are free of sweat glands

by ernie brampton aka as monsieur La Fat lot orve goode

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