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The shyness of magnolia winderbottoms

Magnolia is too shy to come out of the house today,

Some say she's too lazy

And her windows are dirty and hazy

Some say she never got over her Agraphobia

Magnolia, is too shy to come out of the house today

But some say it is because she feels the cold

Some whisper, and say 'she swears alot! '

Some say magnolia prefers to be alone

Magnolia is too shy to come out of the house today

Some say it is because she hates her name

And the name callers on the corner of her street

Won't leave her alone

There are many reasons [possible] why magnolia

Won' t come out of the house today

1 She is dead

2 She is lazy

3 She is bored

4 She is tired

5 She went out yesterday

6 She still hasn't got over her agraphobia

7 She doesn't want to go out!

8 She is uncertain what to wear

9 She can't decide where to go

10 She has lost her memory

11 She is still in BED

12 She is ruminating [ this takes a long time! ]

13 In separate rooms

Magnolia is too shy to go out of the house today

But someone was spotted yesterday in the supermarket

Bearing a striking resemblance to Magnolia Winder bottoms

She wore a large orange overcoat and liked to be

called 'Sandra'

Magnolia was not available for comment

But the man who came to the door

Bore a striking resemblance to sandra

He called himself Albert Pike shaft

[A distant cousin of Mags/ Sandra? ]

'No comment'! he said

yvette m smith

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