Big Ole Butt
I was at the mall, sippin on a milkshake
Playin the wall, takin a break
Admirin the girls with the bamboo earings
Baby hair and bodies built to swing
Thats when I seen her
Her name was tina
Grace and poise kinda like a ballerina
I said, how you doin, my names big l
Dont ask me how Im livin, cause, yo, Im living swell
But then again Im livin kind of foul
cause my girl dont know that Im out on the prowl
To make a long story short, I got the digits
Calls her on my car phone and paid her a visit
I was spankin her and thankin her, chewin her and doin her
Layin like a king on sheets of satin
Thats what time it is, you know whats happenin
She had a big ole booty, I was doin my duty
I mean, yo, I admit that my girls a cutie
But tina was erotic, earls my witness
With the kind of legs that put stockings out of business
When I went home, I kissed my girl on the cheek
But in the back of my mind it was this big butt freak
I sat my girl down, I couldnt hold it in
And said to her with a devilish grin...
Tina got a big ole butt
I know I told you Id be true
But tina got a big ole butt
So Im leavin you
Tina got a big ole butt
I know I told you Id be true
But tina got a big ole butt
So Im leavin you
I went to the high school about three oclock
To try to catch a cutie ridin my jock
My homeboys jeep, the system blastin
Cold forty dogs, smilin and laughin
Girls all over, the kind I adore
I felt like a kid in a candy store
Thats when I seen her
Her name was brenda
She had the kind of booty that Id always remember
I said to my man, stop the jeep
Shes only senteen but, yo, dont sleep
I kicked the bass like an nfl punter
And scoped the booty like a big game hunter
I said to the girl, yo, you look tired
Lets go get some rest, relax by the fire
I put the big booty on a bearskin rug
She gave me a kiss, I have her a hug
I said to the girl, them young boys aint nothin
You want to get freaky, let me kiss your belly button
I circled it and teased it and made her squeal
Grabbed a pack of bullets and pulled out the steel
When I was through, I wiped the sweat from my eyes
When to the kitchen and got some sweet potato pies
Tina busted in my house while I was eatin
You know what I said
Too bad you caught me cheatin, but...
Brenda got a big ole butt
I know I told you Id be true
But brenda got a big ole butt
So Im leavin you
Brenda got a big ole butt
I know I told you Id be true
But brenda got a big ole butt
So Im leavin you
I went to red lobster for shrimp and steak
Around the time whe the waitress are on their lunch break
I pulled in the parkin lot and parded my car
Somebody shouted out, I dont care who you are
I paid it no attention, I walked inside
Because brian had a nine and he was chillin in the ride
I walked in the place, everybody was lookin
And shrimp and steak wasnt the only thing cookin
I sat down to eat, ordered my food
I said to the waitress, I dont men to be rude
But Ill take you on a platter
She said, you got a girl, I said, it dont matter
You look like youre tastier than a pipin hot pizza
Whats your name? she said, my tag says lisa
I said, o.k., youre smart and all that
But when you get off work, yo, Ill be back
She looked at me and said, make yourself clear
L, where we going? I said, right here
She looked kind of puzzled, I said, youll see
I pulled up at ten on the d.o.t.
When she walked out the door, I threw my tongue down her throat
Pushed her back inside and pulled off her coat
Laid her on the table and place my order
And habe her a tip much bigger than a quarter
On and on to the break a dawn
All over the restaurant, word is born
I heard somebody coughin, I checked my watch
I couldnt believe it said nine oclock
I grabbed my pants, put on my kangol
Who did I see, oh, yo, it was brenda
Yo, she worked at red lobster but I didnt remember
Lisa got a big ole butt
I know I told you Id be true
But lisa got a big ole butt
So Im leavin you
See ya
Lisa got a big ole butt
I know I told you Id be true
But lisa got a big ole butt
So Im leavin you
See ya
song performed by LL Cool J
Added by Lucian Velea
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