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Puddin Taine

Pass the pen there billy bob, Ill write us up a song.
Or perhaps Ill pen a sonnet, if the melody sits all wrong.
Hand me down a crayon, and Ill draw a mighty oak.
cause of all my brother masons, Im the quickest with a joke.
Catch me in the right light, youll see my shapes shaped to please.
And if I shank my trousers down, Im hung just above the knees.
You may have difficulty catchin breath, when you hear my weighty name.
Im the one that told you, told you so, they calls me puddin taine.
Now step on up to dance the dance, and touch the hand that heals.
Like the tallest hog on wall street, Im a wheelin all the deals.
Theyll carve my face in marble, theyll etch my name in stone.
Theyll paint my noble portrait, and historify my home.
You may have difficulty catchin breath, when you hear my weighty name.
Im the one that told you, told you so, they calls me puddin taine.

song performed by Primus
Added by Lucian Velea
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