Hard On The Ticker
I gave up a min of cheese
To dominos delivery
Whiskey sours
Apple pies
Finger-lickin chicken fried
Are gastronomic history
I used to like them scary shows
But I gave em up a while ago
Dont do no dip-defyin
Rollercoster ridin
Now days I just take it slow
Every since we started datin
I been compensantin
To keep from gettin up
To hell any quicker
cause
Chorus:
Shes hard on the ticker
Hard on the ticker
The girl is such a hazard that she oughta have a sticker
Sayin hard on the ticker
Now, when she wiggles through my door
My chin gets heavy
Hits the floor
Silky hair
Garnet lips
Swingin double-jointed lips
My blood begins to roar
And when she nibbles on me ear
Its partly pleasure, partly dear
Little dab is all it takes
To get my heart a palpatatin
Fellin like the end is near
I oughta get a policy
A double indemity
Itd make my beneficiary
A whole lot richer
cause
(repeat chorus)
Thats my girl
Yeah, shes hard on the ticker
I oughta get a policy
A double indemity
Itd make my benificiary
A whole lot richer----
(repeat chorus)
Oh, shes hard on the ticker
Shes hard on the ticker
Hey, shes hard on the ticker
song performed by Tim McGraw
Added by Lucian Velea
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