Lord Chancellors Nightmare Song
Love unrequited, robs me of me rest,
Love, hopeless love, my ardent soul encumbers,
Love, nightmare like, lies heavy of me chest,
And weaves itself into my midnight slumbers.
When youre lying awake with a dismal headache and
Repose is tabood by anxiety,
I conceive you may use any language you choose to
Indulge in, without impropriety;
For your brain is on fire, the bed-clothes conspire of
Usual slumber to plunder you:
First your counter-pane goes, and uncovers your toes,
And your sheet slips demurely from under you;
Then the blanketing tickles, you feel like mixed
Pickles, so terribly sharp is the pricking,
And youre hot and youre cross, and you tumble and
Toss til theres nothing twixt you and the
Ticking.
Then the bed-clothes all creep to the ground in a heap
And you pick em all up in a tangle;
Next your pillow resigns and politely declines to
Remain at its usual angle!
Well, you get some repose in the form of a dose, with
Hot eye-balls and head ever aching,
But your slumbering teems with such horrible dreams
That youd very much better be waking;
For you dream you are crossing the channel, and
Tossing about in a steamer from harwich,
Which is something between a large bathing machine and
A very small second class carriage,
And youre giving a treat (penny ice and cold meat) to
A party of friends and relations,
Theyre a ravenous horde, and they all come on board
At sloane square and south kensington stations.
And bound on that journey you find your attorney
(who started this morning from devon);
Hes a bit undersizd and you dont feel surprisd
When he tells you hes only eleven.
Well youre driving like mad with this singular lad
(by the bye the ships now a four wheeler),
And youre playing round games, and he calls you bad
Names when you tell him that ties pay the dealer;
But this you cant stand so you throw up your hand,
And you find youre as cold as an icicle;
In your shirt and your socks (the black silk with gold
Clocks) crossing salsbury plain on a bicycle:
And he and the crew are on bicycles too, which theyve
Somehow or other invested in,
And hes telling the tars all the particulars of a
Company hes interested in;
Its a scheme of devices, to get at low prices, all
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song performed by Todd Rundgren
Added by Lucian Velea
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