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Blender

My ladies, please come closer, my name is random tox.
I have the great honor and pleasure to present to you turnex
The son of durex, the blender for the next milennium.
This is a revolution for your kitchen.
Smashed potatos, sliced tomatos, apple juice, blueberry, raspberry, cherries and peaches in a fraction of a second!
Turnex, the son of durex
The only blender which can be turned into the most powerful vacuum cleaner!
Blenders for sale
And I am selling to girls
They always know who I am, what I do
She gave me no wink
Just a smile of her hips
And a sip of my glass
And lets go
She looked in my eyes
No need for this ride
Shes a queen
Shes pristine
And a slave
With a smile of her hips
She was changing my life
We are heading downtown in her car
Her ride is too smooth
No line [light? ] for a stop
My blenders are flying too far
She looked in my eyes
No mate [not made] for this ride
Shes christine
Shes sixteen
Im her slave
She is calling me jake
She keeps me awake
Oh boy I was ready to go

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