Clearly Confused
She was clearly confused
Bewildered and bemused
How can it be called a civil war?
Brooding on it more and more
Dining on some jumbo shrimp
That waiter is such a wimp
Need more sweet and sour sauce
If only she had some dental floss
Hoping the bill wasn't pretty ugly
Pants are fitting a little more snugly
All in all, the meal was awfully good
Waistline was tight after she stood
Her car is parked by a Dodge Ram
Take 4th St. to avoid a traffic jam
A genuine-imitation leather purse
With a matching wallet, of course
Need to stop for some Icy Hot
Using it more often than not
It's now new and improved
Wish that store hadn't moved
A detailed summary, still to write
About that incident overnight
When the airplane crash landed
It all seems so underhanded
Was it a Peace-Keeper missile?
Admission only when it's unofficial
Working in military intelligence
Involves a certain unpleasantness
End up another unsolved mystery
In the dust bin of forgotten history
poem by Charles Hancock
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