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John Shea

Lonely Poets

Lonely poets submit lonely poems
Like their dogs and their exes
When your a redneck like me

We fish and we hunt,
Looking to hunt
When the old lady lets us

So check this out, I fished instead and caught a memory,
She never had seen even bait.

I told her for shark we needed mammals and such
We had a talk
She said it smelled like pure t hell

I said what the heck my chittlings turned green
So let's use them for bait or with asses to mate

Give it up for my long ear girl
, Shark bait is cheap and so is road kill

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