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A Nasty Situation

Jesus was a carpenter
Who made things out of wood,
He should have stayed a carpenter,
It would have done Him a lot of good,

Instead He started preaching
And making quite a fuss,
So they handed Him over to the Romans
Who nailed Him to a cross.

The trouble with the Pharisees
Is they're Politically Correct,
They exterminate their enemies,
But what did you expect?

The moral of this story
Is stay clean with the Law,
'Cos even if you're the King of Glory
Two plus two makes four!

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