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President Obama...
How do you hope to restore the confidence lost,
By millions of Americans who have...

'Excuse me. Excuse me...
He has not won.
We are still campaigning for that office! '

You are so correct, er...uh...Senator McCain.
You will be given the opportunity to respond...
To that very same question.

Forgive the interruption, President Obama.

'There you go again!
He has not won anything.
I have more experience and I am the war hero.'

Indeed! Correct you are...
Mister? ...er...Senator McCline.

'McCain! '

~John?
It's going to be alright.
You have the respect of the people.
Even those assigned to do maintenance,
Around the Lincoln Memorial
Are familiar with your presence in D.C.~

'Don't patronize me like you did Joe The Plummer.
And all he wanted to do,
Was to be in a position to expand his company.
Hire more decent and wholesome Americans.
But no.
He wont be able to do that.
Because you are going to raise his taxes! '

*And I know a socialist when I see one!
Even though I did take the oil revenue,
And spread those earnings among the people of Alaska.
I didn't have to wear these new clothes.
It's like the lights.
Like this stage.
Like every speech I've been forced to recite...
Was provided by the RNC.
I purchase my own clothes from the consignment store,
In Anchorage...
You betcha! *

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