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I'll Have My Christmas Cake And Eat It Too

November...
December...
Two more howevers
Two more pure hangovers
With Christmas about to crash down
I'm sure there will be no survivors
Santa Claus discovered the 'slim fast diet'
Lost 200 Lbs and joined a rock/roll band
As a drummer now down in Jamaica
He's changed his name and his game
Known now as Rasta Claus

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