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Moses and Jesus

Moses was a Morman
Jesus was a Jew
God came down from the mountaintop
Said there's no difference between the two

Well parting of the Red sea
Or was it a Sea of Reeds
Who flippin'really cares
(what is import) is the fact of the deed

And Noah built a boat
Had a raffle to give away time shares
But interest was at an all time record low
Anyway, just some showers and who really cares

So then they crucified Jesus
Did they nail or rope him down
Doesn't really matter in the end
We left him dangling there

We have all heard of Passover
But we celebrate Passunder the Beast
There is a grit and grittle in our hearts
And somehow we feel we are complete

So how God holds a special place
For such a hideous race
Even by God's standards
that decision is hard to take

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