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I Have To Pee!

One day I was sitting in my chair
Playing with my hair
When an urge was inflicted upon me.
What's that yellow stuff?
Oh, it's pee!
I have to pee
Oh, I have to pee!
Let this pee run in the toilet,
And not on me.
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