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When I Walked Into

the waiting room
at the dentist’s
there was only one seat open…

i took it,
grabbed a copy of Newsweek
and tried to hide my face.

but,
before i even
opened the magazine
this guy on my right
starts talking:

“…used to play guitar once…

years ago,
when i was a kid.
i was pretty good at it, too! ”

knowing it was useless,
i put down the magazine
and turned toward him.

he was
an ordinary kind of guy…
maybe 50.

“it was a great way
to pick up women.

i met all sorts of women
when i was playing guitar.

that’s how i met my wife.”

just then they called my name
and i stood up.

he reached for my magazine
and said:

“yep, it’s been years
since i played guitar.

now i play
second fiddle.”

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