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Spanked

Heh!
Im all feed up, watchin tv
Some place to feast my eyes, oh
I always drift on commercials, yeah yeah
This one blew my mind, oh
Hey, tell me who youre gonna call, when you need that affection
You got to have it quick (got to have it quick)
There just aint no love line in her direction, oh
All you bad bad boys - call her up on the spank line, ah yeah
All you bad bad boys - call her up on the spank line, uh, whoa, aw
Three dollars, first minute, gosh, man, after that, it cost ya four
And shell be up for negotiations, if you call back for more
Now who youre gonna call when you need that special (special) little something
You can say what you like, its all confidential, oh
All you bad bad boys - call her up on the spank line, huh
All you bad bad boys - call her up on the spank line, whoa
(solo)
Hey!
All you bad bad boys - with your mind blown
All you bad bad boys - got one man horny, spanked

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song performed by Van Halen
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R&b Thug

Ooh, ooh, ooh
Ahh, ahh, ahh
Uhh, uhh, uhh, yeah, yeah, yeah
Ooh, ooh, ooh
Ahh, ahh, ahh
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Mmm, mmm, mmm
In the playa's club
Checkin' at your body baby
Steadily tossin that cash flow baby
Cause you drive me crazy
Won't you be my lady?
Betcha i can make your body talk to me
(talk to me)
All i need is my cd, bag of weed and some cristie (yeah)
Then i'm gonna stroke you up and down
Messin' with your head
And when you leave up out my room
You'll be walkin' bow leg
I can keep your body comin' like a cta

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song performed by R. Kelly
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Power Rangers S.T.D.

Power Rangers S.T.D.
Power Rangers to the rescue!
Go! Go! Go!
Power Rangers S.T.D.
Power Rangers to the rescue!
Go go go go!

Horny heros on our side
Horny heros all the time
Out to perform safe sex and save the universe
No matter who you are
If you're near or far
Fat or thin
Black or white
It'll be all right
Cos you can always call out
Sex Patrol....Sex Patrol Delta!

Go! Go! Go! Go!
Power Rangers go!

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poem by Ramona Thompson
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Handy Man

Well on a Monday I'll be slingin' hash Tuesday I'll be collectin' trash
And on a Wednesday I might be tendin' bar
Thursday I'll be the guy who parks your car
On a Friday I might be teachin' school a Saturday finds me hustlin' pool
I got a whole lotta talents in demand that's why they call me Handy Man

Pow-pow-pow-hum all the neighborhood girls and boys
Pow-pow-pow-pow they come to me to mend their toys
Ta-ra-ra-ra their daddys call me to mow their lawn
And their mama's all horny when their daddys are gone
I can drive a tractor or wheel a truck I can deal a hand at poker with exceptional luck
And I can chop down a redwood usin' just one hand
That's why they call me Handy Man

Pow-pow-pow-pow-hum yeah you know if you need me for emergencies
I can come round you know work around the house
Or the backyards or somethin' not too taxin' no
Yeah on six in the morning I'm out pickin' fruits 8:45 I'm back pressin' suits
Twelve o'clock you'll see me shinin' shoes the coctail hour I'll be a servin' booze
I can wash your windows or walk your pet

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poem by Sheldon Allan Silverstein
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Turtle Blues

(janis joplin)
Producer for bonnie: desmond child
Im a mean, mean woman
I dont mean no one man no good
Im a mean, mean woman
I dont mean no one man no good
I just treats em like I wants to
Never ever treats em honey, like I should
Oh lord I once had a daddy
He said hed give me everything in sight
Once had a daddy
Said hed give me everything in sight
I said hon, I want the sunshine
And take the stars out of the night
I aint the kind of woman
Whod make your life a bed of ease
Im not the kind of woman
To make your life a bed of ease
Yeah, but if you just wanna go out drinkin, honey
Invite me along please

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song performed by Bonnie Tyler
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Poor Little Girl

Poor little girl
With her head in the air
Theres a poorly sick world all around you
Poor horny boy
One thing on his mind
That poor little girl
He must find you
Chorus:
Theres a whole lotta love
Shaking inside of me
And I must figure out why its there
Theres a bottomless heart
Thats hooked into all of you
And its wondering how much you care
Poor little girl
With a whole in her heart
Theres a poorly sick world all around you
Poor horny boy
One thing on his mind
That poor little girl

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song performed by George Harrison
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Girl 6

Performed by the new power generation
1, 2, 1, 2, 3, girl 6 (oh yeah)
Girl 6 (hi there, whats your name? )
Girl 6 (oh yeah)
Girl 6 (Ive got dark hair and I have a really great figure)
Girl 6 (oh yeah)
Girl 6
All the way from the ghetto
[my/no] little man could sway (ah ah aah)
til she gets 2 the level
No price 2 big 2 pay (yes! and it counts)
She keeps her pride in her pocket
Next 2 the milky way
Girl 6, what u wanna hear (Ive got 38 ds)
Girl 6, listen 2 your fears (Ive got a 25 inch waist) (oh yeah)
Girl 6, [laughing at a tear] (Im horny all the time)
Girl 6, I can make it as long as u r near
Passion fanatic u can call this dame (ooh yeah)
U can talk your sh-(shut up already) no matter how lame (damn)
The eagles landing on claims the fame

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song performed by Prince
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Pony Remix

Ginuwine](timbaland)
(check it)
To all my ladies (what? )
Who wants to ride my pony? (ginuwine, what? )
To all my honeys (uh)
Who wants to ride my pony? (timbaland, uh what? )
To all my babies (remix)
Who wants to ride my pony?
(remix, what? )
To all my ladies
Who wants to?
[timbaland]
Check it out baby
Let me tell you
Come on and ride this horse
You will see we gonna stay on course
Dont try to fight the force
I wanna hear your voice, girl
Come on and get with me
A real true o-g

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song performed by Ginuwine
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Alphabet Street

No!
I'm going down 2 Alphabet Street
I'm gonna crown the first girl that I meet
I'm gonna talk so sexy
She'll want me from my head 2 my feet
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Yes she will
Yeah, yeah, yeah (Yeah)
Yeah, yeah, yeah
I'm gonna drive my daddy's Thunderbird (My daddy's thunderbird)
A white rad ride, '66 ('67) so glam it's absurd
I'm gonna put her in the back seat
And drive her 2 ... Tennessee
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah, Tennessee
Yeah, yeah, yeah, drive her
Excuse me, baby
I don't mean 2 be rude
But I guess tonight I'm just not, I'm just not in the mood
So if U don't mind (Yeah, yeah, yeah)

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song performed by Prince
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Shake That Thing

[Intro]
Yeah!
Well dey a hav some bwoy a gwaan like dem a gal short
(Dem a get caught)
Yuh bwoy a dem mind a nuh too sharp
Yuh dun kno say right now,
Blackshot and Sean-A-Paul a lef dem inna di dark
(Dutty Yeah!)
True to our ways jus gimme di light and pass di dro
Dey gyals a likein pon our flow
Hear what I say now rudebwoy
Di girls nuh waan nuh friars nuh connivers
Watch out let me talk to har den
[Chorus]
Girl it is on, at four o' clock in di morn'
An I been watchin' you shake dat ting
Man dem a try, dem a get deny
Caw I'm gonna tek dat ting
Girl it is mine, a long time me a line
An pan we fi waan you to shake dat ting

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song performed by Sean Paul
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