Quotes about horny, page 4
There's a hell of a lot of horny people out there who are not being gratified in the way they should be.
quote by Colleen McCullough
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When men have money and power they get turned on, sexually. They get horny as hell. Can't imagine why, though.
quote by Penelope Spheeris
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If our history can challenge the next wave of musicians to keep moving and changing, to keep spiritually hungry and horny, that's what it's all about.
quote by Carlos Santana
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Wasps
Where are you wandering to, little fools
Come, big sister will teach you how to write verse
Itchy little wasps sucking rotting flowers
Horny baby lambkins butting gaps in the fence
poem by Ho Xuan Huong
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I Ask A Very Simple Request
i ask a very simple request
that you write me a poem
about one that makes me
ejaculate...
but you are so dry.
probably you do not understand
what a horny poem is all about.
bull!
poem by Ric S. Bastasa
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The big mistake that men make is that when they turn thirteen or fourteen and all of a sudden they've reached puberty, they believe that they like women. Actually, you're just horny. It doesn't mean you like women any more at twenty-one than you did at ten.
quote by Jules Feiffer
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Your ways
The way you talk makes me feel good inside.
I just love staring at your eyes.
The way you touch me makes me horny.
I just want to pull you on me.
The way you flirt is so cute.
I love flirting back with you.
There are so many things you do.
That make me keep falling for you.
poem by Jean Pullman
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Six Cats - One Can
This is freaking ridiculous
Six pussys, one can of food
Dag nammit! Why does'nt she feed them, when they're full
Perhaps, even, so much they puke
Then if I'm lucky
They won't eat again
If not, for a week or two
Please people, don't misconstrue
I love pussys too
Just not on a cat
There you go
How bout' being horny
How bout that!
poem by Matt Mondschein
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Chastity
He turns, forgets the hollyhocks
tries to become human
accepts the stupidity.
When he could not help the hops
closed the door
and gave sermons.
A horny hooch
or judgement on honeydew
was tossed in dust-bin for integrity.
And deep in river
a crocodile dies
for underwater truth.
Chastity was in peril
tormented by creativity
of the underground.
poem by Satish Verma
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Camel
i am not ashamed to say
that i have never seen a living camel
(except the pictures
and movies
Lawrence of Arabia)
how i wish to ride on the hump of the camel
touch its hair and lick its tongue
(do you find it dirty? am i weird?)
but despite this ignorance
i must with all honesty admit
i smoke Camel
cigarettes.
I am not horny
I am just being corny
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poem by Ric S. Bastasa
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