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Im So Sick Of You

You tell a joke and forget the punchline
Why you always wastin my time?
Hey baby, trust me, you just disgust me
Your hairs a mess and your make-ups crusty
I dont know too many females
Who make a habit of biting their toenails
Wo, every time you call, you drive me up the wall
Honey, just the sight of you makes my flesh crawl
Im sure wed be happy together
If only one little thing werent true
Oh baby, I yi yi yi yi
Im so sick of you
You drink the milk right from the carton
What are you, in kindergarten?
Youre belchin everywhere, foulin up the air
Then you use my razor to shave your back hair
You dont have an ounce of class
Youre just one big pain in the neck
How much more can I take now
Give me a break now
You even snore when youre wide awake now
You tell all your friends were the perfect couple
Well, maybe you should get a clue
cause baby, I yi yi yi yi
Im so sick of you
Baby, youre so nauseatin
I yi yi yi yi
Im so sick of you
And when you softly call my name
Its like Im listenin to a squeaky chalk sound
And when you look at me that special way
Its hard for me to keep my lunch down
And when you ask me what Im thinkin, honey, usually Im thinkin
How Id really like to tie your head completely up in duct tape
So I wouldnt have to listen to you asking me those stupid questions
Over and over again
Well, that disgusting noise you make when you laugh
Gives me a throbbing migraine
(cant stand you, I just cant stand you)
Until you came along, I never dated anyone this low on the food chain
(cant stand you, I just cant stand you)
Youve got inhuman body odor
Youve got the hair of a boxing promoter
Yeah, your teeth are all yellow, your butts made of jell-o
You wake up in a puddle, droolin on your pillow
I hate the way you crack your knuckles
I hate your whiny loser girlfriends too
But mostly I yi yi yi yi
Im so sick of you
Really now, youre aggravatin

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