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Then She Bit Me

Artist: fresh prince(will smith)
I was in a club, one friday.
A lovely lady comes walking my way.
She walked up and she said hello.
I said hi, my names joe.
I was lyin, so was she.
She said her name was donna,
But her shirt said marie.
Once you get to know me,
Youll never forget me.
I said why, then she bit me.
Ouch!
That didnt hurt.
Kinda nicked me,
But she ripped my shirt.
At that point I fell asleep.
Woke up at her house,
In the back of a jeep.
A blazer, 89
Tinted windows,
I wish it was mine.
Oh, it is,
But where are my keys?
There they are...in the ignition.
Im at her house.
Its a tepee.
No, a skyscrapper.
No, an igloo.
No, its a shack.
Forget it, Ill go around back.
Its a castle, with a moat
How I get across...boat.
(twilight zone noise)
Shooo...i hate that sound.
I went inside,
Looked right, looked left.
There she is.
Oh, no thats jeff.
Hes invisible.
I went downstairs.
Its a loft.
No, its a dungeon!
There she is, doing areobics.
No, yoga.
No, karate.
*you killed my teacher!!!*
But what a body!
No, she wasnt there.
Im tellin you I saw her.
No, really I saw her.

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