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A Pair Of Sneakers Bemoan Never Having A Day Off

When you were a baby a sleepin in your cot

Your feet were too small to fit us all

You could barely crawl in your wee teeny socks

And so I sat qute content in the loft

enjoying the freedom of endless days off!


But now you are grown to seventeen stone

You never give me a rest

Once your tootsies are in

I don't get a look in

As your feet rarely leave me alone

Once I was the guest

Now enslaved to your feet

All day I expand and I squeak!

For fourteen hours a day

I just can't get away

From the rot and the sweat of your feet

Why not wear sandals when the Sun shines so hot?

It's not a scandal to give me a rest

When you pick up the pace

I often grimace

As you 'stroll in your shorts and your vest

Once I had a say once I was the guest

Now this smelly affair is my lot

Don't you know it's a treat to walk in bare feet

And give me a well earned day off!

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