Inside Sing Sing With Mandy Cupcakes
Inside sing sing with Mandy Cupcakes
(called honey)
Her iced buns and sweet slices used to rake in the money
Then one day in June that was particularly sunny
She decided to kill off her daddy and mummy and sandy her bunny
After a long day in detention stuck in the refectory
Where she watched Ada the cook knock up a confectionary
Giant cupcake that rose to the ceiling
Showered in chocolate that sent Mandy's heart reeling
Armed with the cakes plus a nasty suprise
She pushed in some stardust cocaine and gin
Which she swapped for a doughnut with a deliquent called JIM
Then feeling frustrated by being kept in
She fed her parents the cake with some tea
Until they collapsed senseless before the T.V
Then cupcakes when missing to cook up more cakes
And knocked off a choir and a whole village fete
And it was no suprise that her cakes won first prize
But no one was left to present her the prize
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poem by Yvette Smith
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