Papal Limerick
A middle-aged nun from Sicilia
met a dancing girl, name of Cecilia.
When they switched off the light
it was dark in the night
and the nun said, Cecilia I feel ya.
They were hauled to front up to the Pope,
who was harsh and said 'clemency....Nope'.
then they prayed over tea
and the Pope said 'to me
there is method and madness in dope.'
So he took them into the great hall,
where huge carpets hung high on a wall,
in a locked cedar chest
they found what he liked best
that is all I can tellyou, tis all.
(Well I lied it's a common affliction) ,
which affects normal speech and one's diction,
as the day came to close
he said 'take off your hose
nylon panties cause way too much friction.'
Soon the dope had them snookered and hot,
so the Father went straight to his cot,
there he beckoned and cooed
and the words were all lewd.....
when the girls saw the porcellain pot.
Then the nun who was curious went
had a look at the pot (and the tent) ,
saw the pot full of piss
and declined the big kiss
it was one big predicament.
There were four sturdy palace guards, too
they had nothing too urgent to do,
so the Pope asked them 'please
sit them onto my knees
and take out my old porcellain loo.'
poem by Herbert Nehrlich
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