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Ready Or Not

Someones going to have to explain it to me
Im not sure what it means
My babys feeling funny in the morning
Shes having trouble getting into her jeans
Her waist-line seems to be expanding
Although she never feels like eating a thing
I guess well reach some understanding
When we see what the future will bring
I met her in a crowded barroom
One of those typical hollywood scenes
I was doing my very best bogart
But I was having trouble getting into her jeans
I punched an unemployed actor
Defending her dignity
He stood up and knocked me through that barroom door
And that girl came home with me
Now babys feeling funny in the morning
She says shes got a lot on her mind
Nature didnt give her any warning
Now shes going to have to leave her wild ways behind
She says she doesnt care if she never spends
Another night running loose on the town
Shes gonna be a mother
Take a look in my eyes and tell me brother
If I look like Im ready
I told her I had always lived alone
And I probably always would
And all I wanted was my freedom
And she told me that she understood
But I let her do some of my laundry
And she slipped a few meals in between
And the next thing I remember, she was all moved in
And I was buying her a washing machine
My babys feeling funny in the morning
She says shes got a lot on her mind
Nature didnt give her any warning
But shes feeling better about it all the time
She says shes ready for some meaning
After all of her running around
Well bless my soul, shes got a rock-and-roll bandman
Thinking bout settling down

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