Only Solitaire
Brain-storming habit-forming battle-warning weary
Winsome actor spewing spineless chilling lines ---
The critics falling over to tell themselves hes boring
And really not an awful lot of fun.
Well who the hell can he be when hes never had v.d.,
And he doesnt even sit on toilet seats?
Court-jesting, never-resting --- he must be very cunning
To assume an air of dignity
And bless us all with his oratory prowess,
His lame-brained antics and his jumping in the air.
And every night his acts the same
And so it must be all a game of chess hes playing ---
''but youre wrong, steve: you see, its only solitaire.
song performed by Jethro Tull
Added by Lucian Velea
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