Dear Yvette
Verse 1
Yo yvette, theres a lot of rumours goin around
Theyre so bad, baby you might have to skip town
See somethings smellin fishy and they say its you
All I know is that you made it with the whole damn crew
They say youre a man-eater during the full moon
Mascot of the senior boys locker room
They said yvette walked in, there wasnt too much rap
Her reputation got bigger, and so did her gap
Cuz girl your momma shoulda taught you better
Imma sit down and write you a long letter.
Chorus
Dear yvette x4
Verse 2
Im glad you aint my sister, then again if you was
Id have to treat you like you was my distant cuz
Im not a news reporter, I dont mean to assume
What should I think? I seen ya comin out the mens bathroom
You wasnt in there alone, wasnt usin the phone
The door was locked for twenty minutes, all I heard was moan.
Repeat chorus
Verse 3
I dont really know if the story is so
I can either ask curly, or larry or moe
Or earl, shabazz, lou, mookie or joe
Like santa claus said, youre a ho-ho-ho
In every disco you say hello
Like youre a little angel, but we all know
Since you was eleven you been actin this way
You always got in bed when you wanted to play
Youre a freak, you think youre lady godiva
Some freaks are live, but yvette youre liver.
Repeat chorus
Verse 4
Youre a back-seat queen, a elevator pro
A high-powered body makes your levis grow
See the stories Ive heard, they could amaze
I heard she did it on a motorcycle back in the days
So calm down freak, get a g.e.d.
Thats a general education on decency
One day youll see, and agree with me
Unless youre gonna be a freak until youre 93
For you theres no fee, everything is free
This is from me to you, not you to me
Every night is your night, your leather pants are tight
You try to shake your butt with all your might
I dont really wanna dis nobody
You might think I had a little too much bacardi
But thats not the problem, the problems yvette
How bad can a girls reputation get?
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song performed by LL Cool J
Added by Lucian Velea
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