Quotes about asshole, page 2
Did You Steal My Money
I wake up on broken glass
I wake up on broken glass
But you left your number
But you left your number
All the members of the cast
All the members of the cast
Reckon I was lumbered
Reckon I was lumbered
Did you steal it
Did you steal it
Did you screw me
Did you screw me
Did you peel it
Did you peel it
Did you do me
Did you do me
Are you out there mr no-one
Are you out there mr no-one
Is my investment growing
Is my investment growing
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song performed by Who
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Privacy is my most prized possession. If you're famous, you can't be an asshole.
quote by Sean Patrick Flanery
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Asinus Ad Lyram
isn't it awkward
that an asshole
is playing the lyre?
or the turtle again
into the rat race?
or the fish vendor
into poetry?
unless there is a miracle
then let the mute sing.
poem by Ric S. Bastasa
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Do Not Attempt To Force Me To Eat
i cannot swallow any food
i told you that
i made a promise
to my Lord,
must you force something
that i cannot eat?
even a horse cannot be
forced to do that
sorry, you got kicked.
ms....asshole....
poem by Ric S. Bastasa
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Feeling Like An Asshole
too much giving makes me feel
like an asshole
there is no taking which they think
is normal
there is only the giving and giving
without asking for something in return
it is this blindness of the self
that makes this world see what is alive
poem by Ric S. Bastasa
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You Have Just Been Censored
I've got an opinion
'Yeah what is it? '
Just shut the hell up and I will tell you.
'Now why would I want to do that? '
Well because your fucking fat.
Or maybe it's some other simple fact.
I'm an opinionated asshole.
What are you going to do about it?
'I'm sorry sir but you have just been censored.'
poem by Ace Of Black Hearts
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I'm Another Asshole So Thank You
It is true when you're are happy
You're are happy.
Why should anybody deny you in the pursuit a forever happiness.
If you've found it never let go.
Cause if you do, you'll be of the one that poem refers to.
Another side of the rubix cube in which emotions are the follow through.
I'm another asshole so thank you.
~Dedicated to another poem written by another author.
~John Bastian
poem by Ace Of Black Hearts
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Did You Pass or Fail?
Why is it easier to be arrogant?
Why is it easier to be cruel?
Why is it easier to be evil?
Why is it easier to hurt?
Why is it easier to an asshole?
Why is it easier to victimize?
Why is it easier to abuse?
Why is it easier to use?
Why is it easier to be greedy?
Why is it easier to be selfish?
Why is it easier to be self centered?
Why is it easier to steal?
Why is it easier to manipulate?
Why is it easier to lie?
My thoughts is it is a test to all man kind
Did you pass or fail?
poem by Ace Of Black Hearts
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The Real Deal
Most people say when you find your soul mate you will know
that is right, they are usually an asshole.
Hey, with all kidding aside
most were not here to be with me in this life.
I know it sound strange from all the romance
you here
but soul mates are human and don't have to be dear.
They can just teach you a lesson that you needed to learn
some will help you better discern
how to find a person that is not toxic and appreciates
who you are
you want to be ready for the "real deal"
when it comes knocking on your door.
Written by Suzae Chevalier on March 12,2012
poem by Suzae Chevalier
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WILL YOU EVER KNOW ME...by Talile Ali
TIME TO GET UP
TIME TO STEP OUT
TIME TO SHOUT OUT
WHAT IT'S ALL ABOUT
SNUF THE SMOKE
SNIFF THE AIR
CATCH A GLIMPSE
OF ALL THAT'S THERE
CLAIM THE THINGS
THAT MAKE YOU FEEL ALIVE
KNOW YOUR LOVE, FEEL YOUR LOVE
KNOW YOU HAVE ARRIVED
HEAR THE FINAL ECHO
PASS THE HIGHEST ROLL
GIVE IT TO YOUR MAKER
AS IT TAKES IT'S TOLL
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poem by Talile Ali
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