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The management said they were sorry
For the inconvenience you are suffering
And mr. booking agent, please have mercy
Dont book the jobs so far apart
We went up to griffith park
With a fifth of johnny walker red
And smashed it on a rock and wept
While the old couple looked on into the dark
Oh, richard, tell me if its poker
Oh, richard, tell me, whos got the joker and is it poker
Deuces wild, like an only child
Ill see what you got. how much is in the pot
You pay the tips and Ill collect the chips
Its a full house tonight -- everybody in town is a loser
Yeah, you bet
The dealers been dealing me bad hands
From the bottom of the deck without the slightest blush
And I dont know whether to call or check
But right now I feel like I got a royal flush
And my lady didnt show from frisco

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Fast Buck Freddie

He said hold a dollar bill up to the mirror
And Ill show you something funny
Its only a fast buck, but
Its so hard to make that kind of money.
Now its hard to get serious when the joker
Is laughing
And by now the joker is wild
Its hard to keep laughing when a rich mans
Reflection
Looks like a gun thats gonna smile
Whats going on, I ask you
Whats going on, can you see?
Whats going on, I ask you and
Whos coming on, is it you or me?
Coming on while its still soft and warm
Burn it dry before the fiery storm
Sing it now while you still have a song
Grab on now while youre still feeling strong.
How long, how long would you like it
How long, how long will it be

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I'm a traveling practical joker. That's my line of work.

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Yes but poem, poem

Mr. Marshall
Kind and cool,
He teaches everywhere,
As hilarious as a joker,
I wish he was always our teacher.

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Elvis was, at least the times I was around him, Elvis was a practical joker. He was always, had some little mischievous something going.

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Who hit the king

The ace of all the spades
The joker of all the trades
Or the queen resting in shades
Where headless flowers sing
Sing a song prayer for the king

©Miroslava Odalovic

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Sad

Sad
Not Bad

Sad
No Wad

Sad
Not Hard

Sad
Not Mad

Sad
No Joker Cards
In my Backyard

Sad
Not Glad

Sad

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Dancer's Mile

A joker's smile
A dancer's mile
Feet swollen
Ankles broken
Lost hope remembering
Find me now
Adorned in mornings shade
Living the night still breathing
I can make it till morning I know.

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Time Proves It, And Time Shall Prove It Again

this will never work.

a tooth
for a tooth
and an
eye for an
eye.

it never worked.
all suffered much
the grief will never be over.

in the land of peace
the great joker cannot laugh again.

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Logan Dillie

logan
nice funny joker
son of cathy
lover of dogs, sports and games
who feels funny
who gives jokes
who fears flowers, butterflies, and ladybugs
who would like to do no schoolwork
resident of Colorado
dillie

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